Well looky here - I'm still alive!
Freshman year is over. But dear god, my last post was my crazy fanboy high Orphan review. Be at ease folks, that phase is over....for the most part anyway - I mean she's just so darn adorable.
Whatever happened to the "post everyday" routine I set for myself for, y'know, a freaking year ago. Alas, I have boiled down the reasons behind my failed experiments as the "montage syndrome" - I'll elaborate on that later (for now just take my word for it) - a cowardice behind quality - again, more explaining later - and penguins: those guys will be the death of us all. So just as a precursor for what's to come, I basically will make a post of utter crap (mainly this one) so that quality will follow. I believe by now the feces meter is off the charts, so I will be stopping this now!
Oh, I suppose this is the part where I should at least say one thing funny...um...gimme a sec....oh, I know! A joke:
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?!...
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... Fingers can't talk. Dummy~
Be sure to come back, next post will be cool I promise! (And if you don't come back how will you ever know if I was lying to you?)
Hiyah! Ready to peak into this odd little brain of mine?
A wise currently old guy once said, "70% of what you write will be utter crap." I'm here to disprove that. I'll write
92.5% crap. It is my duty to desensitize my readers to the point where staring at toilets would become a luxury. Grab a seat, grab some toilet paper, and enjoy reading.
92.5% crap. It is my duty to desensitize my readers to the point where staring at toilets would become a luxury. Grab a seat, grab some toilet paper, and enjoy reading.
Monday, May 10, 2010
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